I've got a love-hate relationship with this silly site. I end up shaking my head more times than not when I log in and have, for that reason, kind of migrated more towards Instagram these days.
There have been so many times I've wanted to just reach into someone's computer and shout the following:
Hey distant fourth-cousin-twice-removed,
No! I don't want to play Candy Crush or Farmville or any other game. Your over 200 invites are annoying. I don't care about helping you grow your crops or winning tokens or whatever it is you need to advance to the next level. Stop!
Hey teen girl who just broke up with her tenth boyfriend,
I'm confused. Last week, you said he was the love of your life, that he knew you better than anyone else, and that you'd never let him go. You also posted a ton of kissy-face pictures that made me gag. However in the world did you not make it?
HOW DO U NOT REELIZE THAT YOU HAVE AL CAPS DID YOU NOT LOOK AT THE SCREEN AT ALL HOW AM I SPOSED TO KNOW WHEN YOURE SENTENCES END ARE YOU MAD WHILE YOUR TYPING HA HA LOLZ
No. Just no. First, no girl is going to want a guy who takes bathroom selfies. She's just not into that. It feels desperate. You don't have one girl to send it to, so you have to put it out there for
anyone everyone? Secondly, you do realize you're in the bathroom, right? If your goal is sexy, might I suggest going into a room you don't go #2 in?
Maybe you're really trying to stick it to the person who offended you. Maybe you don't have someone to talk to about whatever is going on. But really, most people now just scroll right on through those posts because they say one thing.....drama. And ain't nobody got time for that!
You do know that your grandma won't actually die if you don't like this post about God, right?
What are some of your Facebook pet peeves?
Anything just drive you crazy or cause you to hit the "hide"button?